Wednesday, March 16, 2011


Rebecca Black has inspired me; I have been sing-talking my every move for the past two days. "Getting up, feel like ass; shouldn't have drank, just smoke grass. Wake up next to my big black friend; her weave is jacked; she'll never get a man." People have been so supportive with my new creative outlet. "I swear to god if you sing-talk one more fucking time, I will take this fork and jab it in your goddamn eye." The people love me.

I'm terrorizing Charleston, SC tomorrow and Friday. I decided to try a tame, classy spring break destination, but I'll most likely end up passed out in a ditch with my panties showing and used condom stuck to my forehead. Shit happens.


1 comment:

  1. I've been to Charleston. It's a classy place. Still, it took all the willpower I could muster not to end up passed out on the side of the road with used prophylactics stuck to me.

    My kids would have been so traumatized...

    Good luck with your trip.